Dear Body

Dear Body,

Although you may believe that I am unnappreciative of your efforts to keep me alive, this is untrue. I deeply value my central and peripheral nervous systems and hereby promise to never compramise my body intentionally from now on.

However you must also never make me this sick again. I enjoy losing weight but not by constant vomitting and excretion. Please be advised to the above agreement. Your response will need to make me well within the next 5 hours so that I may sleep tonight.

Yours Faithfully,

Jane Kimber

TODAYS LESSON: ugh. always keep a chuck bucket handy.