Life in a Nutshell

Essentially, life is one thing chasing a smaller thing. Here you may be asking "but that small mouse is chasing the elephant?" Well mice carry disease. And disease is no small thing, it is one of the biggest. Disease chases life. I have not accounted for guns in this equation because bullets are very small things that leave very big holes but are ultimately used by humans. It is a conundrum that I will have to face another time.
Here is an example of the big things that are chasing me.

Life could be a lot worse, for example:

Todays lesson: Friends who let you text and drink are dicks.